the animals in children’s movies talk to each other. they make noises and they understand. the kids think they are really talking to each other so they go outside and find some animal, maybe a cat, and make noises at it and get attacked and decide that they did it wrong. the parents get upset at the movie and ban it and anything like it from their home, so movies like pocahontas and dr. dolittle lose revenue. the cat goes home has sex with its wife and talks about the little kid he scratched up and eddie murphy.

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